luncheon meat truncheon
would have to be mine
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:59, 2 replies)

Really?
Don't you find it a bit long?
( Cawl, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:00, closed)

just the right length
actually
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:02, closed)

I'm so glad
That you ran with that one.
( Cawl, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:04, closed)

'thats what she said'
actually.. that doesn't make any sense whatsoever. i take my leave.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:07, closed)

Sadly it's not at all what she said.
"Get off my lawn and put down those binoculars before I call the police, you filthy pervert" is closer to the truth.
( Cawl, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:08, closed)

Bit of a mouthful
Isn't it?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:11, closed)

guffaw!
etc
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:30, closed)