100% true
with allowances for memory issues, I assure you.

Steve Coogan was a regular around the watering holes of South Manchester in the early 90's. And generally thought of as a tosser of the highest order.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:19, 2 replies)

"allowances for memory issues"
Pfft. Sure.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:22, closed)

Meh
I don't feel the need to defend myself to you to be honest.

Be on your way now little boy.

Engaging in this conversation is actually now the thing I am most ashamed of doing with a penis.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:25, closed)

I note...
Mr Hysteria is a raconteur of considerable repute himself.

/irony
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:31, closed)

I'm really not.
The key difference between me and him is that I don't feel that I need to make up stories about the fact that I once nearly put my willy in something.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:32, closed)

Oh you literary cad!

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:31, closed)

My old flatmate
used to work with his brother.

Even his own brother thinks he's a tosser and hates his guts.

EDIT Coogan, that is, not Scarpe.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:09, closed)

Hahaha
Thanks for the clarification!
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:14, closed)

To be fair to Mr Coogan....
... He played the part of the erstwhile Tony Wilson, the one time head of Factory Records in the surprisingly good "24 Hour Party People".

A Mancunian chap I know remarked "There's a prize tosser playing the role of another prize tosser".
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:25, closed)