Penis Shame

My penis is my friend and ally
I love him very much
But he doesn't get the luxury
of another humans touch.

I keep him in my trousers
He fits in there just fine
He hasn't seen anybody else
He's mine and only mine

I stroke him in the morning
underneath the quilt
for 30 seconds of ecstacy
and then three hours of guilt

I sit at my computer
staring at my flies
I have no penis stories
So the others must be lies

My penis brings me shame
because I cannot give him sex
but at least I know I'm just
A mouseclick from XXX

Maybe I should go outside
get some fresh air,take a walk
maybe meet a real person
and stop posting on b3ta /talk
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:34, 2 replies)

I likey!
I can't believe no-else has commented!

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(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:10, closed)

Saucer of milk... table 1!

( pixxelated mocks you with their monkey pants on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:57, closed)