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This is a question The thing I've been most ashamed of doing with a penis

Confess. Female b3tans may need to improvise.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:13)
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Don't whizz on the electric fence.
'Nuff said.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:50, 7 replies)
WHIZZ?!
Motherfucking WHIZZ?!

Honestly Loon, sometimes you get me so angry I could kick an orphan.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:16, closed)
Not a Ren & Stimpy fan?
Ah well.

(I knew a girl whose grandfather actually did piss on an electric fence. He had shut it off to repair it, finished the job and was taking a leak when her father noticed that the fence was shut off and turned it back on. Apparently the old man came back and kicked her father all around the farm.)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:22, closed)
I was a pretty big fan when I was little
is that a line from it?

If so, then I retract my earlier statement, as I was only angry at the use of such an innocuous word.

It's piss, piss or piddle.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:26, closed)
Yup.
Here ya go.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:34, closed)
Yep
^ This
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:26, closed)
yet this is also something that just has to be done once...
normally whilst inebriated obviously
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:39, closed)
Sound advice indeed, Sir
now, spunking on an electric fence is a different thing altogether...
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:24, closed)

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