Don't whizz on the electric fence.
'Nuff said.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:50, 7 replies)

WHIZZ?!
Motherfucking WHIZZ?!

Honestly Loon, sometimes you get me so angry I could kick an orphan.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:16, closed)

Not a Ren & Stimpy fan?
Ah well.

(I knew a girl whose grandfather actually did piss on an electric fence. He had shut it off to repair it, finished the job and was taking a leak when her father noticed that the fence was shut off and turned it back on. Apparently the old man came back and kicked her father all around the farm.)
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:22, closed)

I was a pretty big fan when I was little
is that a line from it?

If so, then I retract my earlier statement, as I was only angry at the use of such an innocuous word.

It's piss, piss or piddle.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:26, closed)

Yup.
Here ya go.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:34, closed)

Yep
^ This
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:26, closed)

yet this is also something that just has to be done once...
normally whilst inebriated obviously
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:39, closed)

Sound advice indeed, Sir
now, spunking on an electric fence is a different thing altogether...
( SpankyHanky, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:24, closed)