why isn't it working?
When I was maybe 12 years old, I was getting aware of sex and my erections wanted more from me.

Well, long story short, the leg of my cuddly toy frog had a convenient size hole in it. I tried to 'have sex' with it, but alas the feel of the cotton innards of a cuddly toy is more chafing than it is arousing. I just couldn't make it work.

Also, a tip: If you too did this, do not get drunk and tell your girlfriend because she *will* share it with your friends and they *will* mock you.
(mmmkay, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:31, 2 replies)

Omg!
You fucked kermit :'(
(Caveat Emptor, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:00, closed)

Click
I'm going to click because I shamefully fucked Snoopy.
(Big Smurf Brush me daddy-O, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:04, closed)