The last time I had a physical
I was examined by a very pretty little brunette. I did manage to keep it in control and not get excited as she was prodding me, but the real reason I was grateful to have her examining me was that, as a man over 40, she had to check my prostate.

My regular doctor has hands like a blacksmith.

(On the other hand, she could have at least bought me a drink first!)
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:00, 1 reply)

You *did* use that line, I hope
It may (just may) have been the very first time she had heard it.

Then again, maybe not, eh?
( Ghoti Fingers, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:14, closed)

When a woman has her hand in your arse
and your testicles in her grip, you don't make any smart-ass jokes.

She might try to insert one into the other.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:35, closed)