!
I don't get why, judging by stories on here, so many girls are utterly unamused by this kind of thing. I would laugh like a mentalist.
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:16, 1 reply)

Bless you!
You need to have a word with my Mrs.

Cheers
( SpankyHanky, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:17, closed)

:)
Have you seen Justin Timberlake on Saturday Night Live doing Dick in a Box?

I should have been suspicious when my boyfriend sent me out of the room on valentines day last year so that he could 'prepare' my present. Or when I came back into the room and he had a box on his lap which he said I had to open without moving it.

I laughed so hard I couldn't stand up for about half an hour. It was the best present I have ever recieved.
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:47, closed)

I should mention
that this was my actual present. My *only* present.
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:47, closed)

Your good man friend
needs a boot up the arse.

A cock in a box is not a gift. Its romantic as hell, yes, but not a gift.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:53, closed)

...
*Former* good man friend. But not because of this. And, in fairness, he was too skint to buy me a proper present. I liked this better anyway.
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 22:12, closed)

This year, in case you're wondering
I got a tub of plastic animals. Which also made me very happy.

I'm a low maintenance kind of girlfriend.
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 22:13, closed)