A story from my friend.
My friend is from some tiny Swedish town and seems to hang out with a selection of mad people, punks and the cast of Dirty Sanchez Sweden it seems. Seriously, I have never looked at a photo album of a friends friends from back home and seen so much male public nudity.

Anyway he tells me once his mates were all having a party, one managed to pull some totally fine girl that was the friend of a friend so, pissed out of his tits, he went home with her and whent at it in true drunken fashion (Long, hard and believing your a sex god I assume).

In the middle of the night the girl apparantly woke up to the sound of water, looked over and stood next to the bed was the mate, obviously still out of it and only just awake, pissing in the bed.

"What the FUCK are you doing?!" She screamed.

He opened his eyes in shock, looked about a bit and just stopped pissing and mumbled "Sorry, I thought I was at home."

Now Im not sure about you, but wether at home or not, I dont just piss in my own bed.
(Guilt wants to get in your moist confines, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:50, Reply)