Giving it the gift of sentience,
allowing it to apply for the job of Head of Comedy at Channel 4, and allowing it to approve the hiring (and subsequent heavy rotation) of Justin Lee Collins, Alan Carr and Russell Brand.

For that I can do naught but apologise.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:53, 3 replies)

Aha!
It all makes sense now! Nice one, mate.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:55, closed)

For Inflicting Russell Brand On us
Amputation would be the only recompense.
(uk_viper stopped lurking on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 23:58, closed)

*Applauds*
*and clicks*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:01, closed)