Those that know me
Will know that for a variety of reasons, I don't have a personal story for this week. I will, however, relate one told to me by a barmaid friend of mine recently.


It was New year's eve. She and numerous friends had set up shop in their local for the evening, with the avowed intention of drinking it dry. This comes with certain problems, not least of which is the need to go to the toilet.

Unlike those of a more paranoid nature (i.e. me), she didn't think to finish her drink first. It was promptly seized by one of her 'friends', and carried to the male toilets.

Where the 'friend' proceeded to wank into it.

Did they tell her before she finished the drink?

Did they fuck.






The thing that worried me most, though, was that she still insisted he was a good friend...
( MatJ LOOK, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:19, 5 replies)

There seems to be
a ratio of a hundred wankers in the world to one decent person. Fuck knows why...
( SpankyHanky, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:05, closed)

Vile
truly vile.
clicks...
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:59, closed)

How didn't she notice it?
Or was she drinking Baileys? Or a pint with a big creamy head on it. As it were.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:14, closed)

Probably
drinking a Snowball.
(Rsoles, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:06, closed)

She said that it tasted a bit funny at the time
But she didn't find out what they'd done until afterwards...
( MatJ LOOK, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:14, closed)