I once made one bleed...
in the loo's in a pub. We halted proceedings while he took his mate to one side to show him the horror.

It was rather disturbing to be honest, but then I guess he'll know to attempt a warm up in the future.

Length? As much as I can get please, as long as it's got the girth to match.
(Beacon, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:07, 4 replies)

banjo string snappage!
my personal worst nightmare. if i can get through my life without this happening to me i'll die a happy man.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:29, closed)

well,
he didn't actually seem to be in that much pain. I think he even laughed a little. Definitley was the banjo string accident though. Oo, it's making me go all shuddery in a bad way just thinking about it.
(Beacon, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:16, closed)

..
"It was rather disturbing to be honest, but then I guess he'll know to attempt a warm up in the future."

Why?

Quick shag?
Gory scene?
Impressed mate?
Good excuse to avoid post-coital conversation and get more drunk?

I would think he'll be aiming for this outcome every time now.
( 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:40, closed)

Ha,
no, he was a boyf, we were overcome with lust and attempted a naughty quickie before things were...prepared enough, shall we say. His mate was very impressed I think, they liked to show off their willies a lot. Yeah....the post coital conversation was a bit stilted afterwards, but we got mega drunk and made a successful attempt later on.
(Beacon, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:17, closed)