pain and ridicule. . . but he had no shame!
Now I knew this Chap at school who was rather a bit of a tit.
To start of with after Easter Holidays one year he came back with a rather padded crotch area and proudly told the class how he had managed to masturbate so hard that he tore his foreskin half-off and had needed stiches. . . . bleh.
Things took a turn for the worst about 3 months later. This chap was missing fromschool for about a week, when he came back he ws undeniably wearing a nappy, It turnd out that he had been mixing a beaker full of random chemicals and thins from the garage in hs room to "see what happened", his Father opened his door to question him as to the god-awfull smell, there was an inrush of oxygen into the room and the burning mess in the beaker flared up . . . to around crotch height. It left the chap peeing blood for a few weeks, wearing special underkeggers for a few months and open to ridicule for the rest of his life. Hs jolly rodger must look like a miniture John Merrick.

As for length, its undeniably longer than what he has left . . .
(Castlefield One cannot eat raw sparklebunny, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:25, Reply)