How I got STD.
I went skiing and due to my woeful ineptness managed to break both of my arms as I stuck them out trying to protect myself from a fall. The alternative to not breaking my arms was breaking my neck so I thought that it was fairly reasonable.

Of course living on my own with both my arms in plaster was a trifle difficult. I ended up using my wang for a number of things.

In one memorable instance I used my willy to call up BT (I was a customer) for something but I had to use a local area code instead of the national number as I used the saynoto0845 thing website. It was Subscriber Trunk Dialling.

STD? Trunk? I used my wang as a trunk? To call an area code? An old style STD? I presented the story in a certain way but strove to get a different reaction to the one expected? Is anyone still reading?

Damn digerati with their hilarious ‘puns’. Why aren’t my 'puns' funny?
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:29, 2 replies)

pffft
i laughed at how shit those puns actually were. have a click
(addikt, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:47, closed)

I gave you a click
for the Serenity quote in your sig :)
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 20:53, closed)