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The thing I've been most ashamed of doing with a penis
Confess. Female b3tans may need to improvise.
( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:13)
Confess. Female b3tans may need to improvise.
( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:13)
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Fwapping
You and I know that, thanks to the magic of onomatopoeia, fwapping is a more poetic word for getting your wank on. However my dwarfy friend thinks it is the word for what many people would call a 'cockslap', where you hold your cock in your hand and hit someone in the face with it (*).
This is how she came to tell me of the time her "friend" got a black eye fwapping. Good luck explaining that one at work.
(*) this story would probably be improved by a relevant footnote.
( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:23, Reply)
You and I know that, thanks to the magic of onomatopoeia, fwapping is a more poetic word for getting your wank on. However my dwarfy friend thinks it is the word for what many people would call a 'cockslap', where you hold your cock in your hand and hit someone in the face with it (*).
This is how she came to tell me of the time her "friend" got a black eye fwapping. Good luck explaining that one at work.
(*) this story would probably be improved by a relevant footnote.
( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:23, Reply)
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