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The thing I've been most ashamed of doing with a penisConfess. Female b3tans may need to improvise.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:13)
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I thought nothing of it at the timeMy Godmum came to visit us when I was about 5. She bought some bath crayons with her as a present for us kids. When it came to bath time Aunty June (godmum) was helping my sister and I draw busses on the tiles around the bath, fish on the bottom of the bathtub, fake tattoos on ourselves and so on while we merrily splashed around... then I had an idea... So I coloured it in.
"Look Aunty June, I've got a blue willy!"
And that became Aunty June's favourite story to tell anyone I introduced her to as my girlfreind.
Why I chose blue I have no idea.
Goddamn bath crayons.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:40, Reply)
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