Adult abuse
When I was very very young my family were invited to a party next door.

I had been partially toilet trained. I didn't have to wear nappies but I wasn't able to pee without help. My mum used to have to point percy in the right direction.

Let me emphasise ... I was very very young at this point in my life but, unfortunately, old enough for the memory to be formed.

Anyway, this party ...

At some point in the evening I needed to go to the loo but my parents weren't anywhere to be seen. The host, our neighbour, saw me looking for them and worked out I needed to go to the loo. Being a nice neighbour he took me to the outside toilet.

This is where it gets embarrassing. I had never been to the loo on my own and so I didn't think it at all unusual to ask the man to "hold my winkle".

He actually did hold it for me, very reluctantly, and not in a pervy way. Poor bloke.

I had forgotten all about this until now.
(BearWithLittleBrain, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:10, 2 replies)

Another great one
I doubt any non-perve would do that these days though.
( 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:48, closed)

Different standards
I was in the exact same situation in the pub last weekend and I got beaten up. Damn kids get away with everything.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:30, closed)