Not me but....
there's this chap that I work with; if I'm stuck for a way into work, he'll drop by and pick me up, and if his computer is playing up, I'll drop by and fix it etc...

He's developed some strange skin disease (yes, THERE!) that affects about 8 people a year in the UK, and had to have an operation recently, which resulted in him having about 2 weeks off work.

I sent him a text asking if he was ok, and the reply was:

"Yeah, my balls have gone bright mauve and my cock has swollen to the size of a cocktail sausage, but other than that, life is good"

It made me giggle anyway.
(dchurch bah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:26, 5 replies)

Swollen to the size of a cocktail sausage?
Maybe I'm unusually blessed - but swelling would generally indicate an increase in size. Does the disease have other side effects? Does it start off the size of a prawn?
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:34, closed)

I was going to post
What he said^^^^^^

He must've been literally pea-sized. Which is bigger than mine...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:37, closed)

size of a cocktail sausage
was the bit that made me laugh.

He's always going on about the tiny size of his cock; and he's about 60.
(dchurch bah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:54, closed)

"swollen to the size of a cocktail sausage"
Poor bastard!
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:33, closed)

maybe he meant
cumberland sausage

that would make more sense. Except in a spirally way.
(karnuvap, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:33, closed)