My good man, it affects us all...
This happened to me 2 consecutive times in Poole Dolhpin Centre.

Only 3 or 4 urinals quite close together, next to cubicles.

It was empty when I went in, all good. Walk up to the furthest away, leaving space for one man to go to the other end one, leaving the middle one empty, you never go in the middle one if you're surrounded, right?

Well, just about to go when some fat twunt comes in, snorting at making a lot of noise which puts me off. I get ready again then notice that I can hear some bloke having a crap in the cubicles which completely ruins it for me. By now I've been stood there for about 45 seconds and feel it best to leave.

10 minutes later I'm back after fobbing off the missus (I don't tell her the story; it makes me less of a man).

I walk in, noone there, not even in the cubicles, great!

I go back to the furthest one, all good. Ready for some serious pissing, but wait!

A man walks in and stands right next to me, his arm touching mine! I freeze good and proper, shake off imaginary whizz and go.

I then returned after 30 minutes, kidneys exploding and finished the job. It was like a golden pressure washer of joy.

So yes, it happens and its shite.

Anyone ever hold it in a bit on purpose, like clamp it off? Feels good eh?
(chalky_bumface Looks to me like it's Rape O'Clock!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:57, 1 reply)

This may be a silly question, but if the cubicles were empty, why not go into one of those and piss?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:27, closed)

Cubicles are for shitting
Urinals are for pissing.

That is the law.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:46, closed)