Asparagus Piss
An old mate of mine who I mentioned about Berocca Shock earlier came over for a BBQ in summer 2006.

He ate plenty, drank plenty and was happy, as were we all. The evening came and we warmed up the bbq to reheat food and dug some fresh veg out of the fridge including a load of Asparagus

He hadn't tried Asparagus before but seemed to like it, he ate loads of the stuff, then later he used the bog and went home.

3am I get this phone call, from him, from Hospital, sounding urgent, so I headed in there to meet him. Turns out he turned up at A&E after going for a piss and it stank of burning plastic, so shitting himself he legged it to Hospital

Then the nurse came out laughing and mentioned loudly in front of 40 strangers that he had forgotten he had Asparagus and it makes piss smell funny

everyone laughed, apart from him, he hid
(Sorry for the length, but girls you should check the width)
(wifebeater Funkier than a BinBag of Affro's, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:43, Reply)