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The thing I've been most ashamed of doing with a penis
Confess. Female b3tans may need to improvise.
( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:13)
Confess. Female b3tans may need to improvise.
( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:13)
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Have a clinic that allows you to perform at home, surrounded by porn of your choice, and deliver the proceeds afterwards.
You've got to be sharpish on the way, mind, and keep the pot warm on the way, so make sure the lid goes on tightly to protect your trouser/jacket inside pocket.
( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:37, 1 reply)
Have a clinic that allows you to perform at home, surrounded by porn of your choice, and deliver the proceeds afterwards.
You've got to be sharpish on the way, mind, and keep the pot warm on the way, so make sure the lid goes on tightly to protect your trouser/jacket inside pocket.
( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:37, 1 reply)
Errgh...
...I had to do that,and on getting to the clinic and handing over my tadpoles, was told that it wouldn't be fresh enough, so could I please go and try again...
( , Sat 14 Mar 2009, 16:02, closed)
...I had to do that,and on getting to the clinic and handing over my tadpoles, was told that it wouldn't be fresh enough, so could I please go and try again...
( , Sat 14 Mar 2009, 16:02, closed)
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