I don't do shame
what's to be ashamed of?

But I do do seedy:

My mate's 'rents were going away for a few days and I was to stay at his house, without their knowledge. I turned up on the evening after they were supposed to have left but they were running late, by several hours.

We took the dog for a walk and he left me by some bushes on the common near his house saying he'd come and get me when they eventually left.

I was there for hours, it was night time, it was cold, I was bored, so I sat amongst the bushes and had a wank to warm myself up. Then another. Then another.

At one point, a boyfriend/girlfriend combination wandered past at around pub kicking out time and spotted me. The boyfriend asked me if I'd like to have sex with his girlfriend but I politely declined even though he informed me "She's good you know".

Should have said yes despite the fear that they probabaly would have tied me up and tortured me, Letchworth can be just as dangerous as South Central LA.

Still, nice to get the offer.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 1:05, 1 reply)

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( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 7:30, closed)