I'm not actually ashamed of this...
but yesterday morning I flashed anyone driving along the A4 at the wrong moment, by nakedly opening the curtains in a Life of Brian-esque "behold the Messiah!" moment, forgetting that my Travelodge room wasn't facing the car park like normal.
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:18, 3 replies)

*pfft*
Actually I think it would have been worse if you were facing the car park, as cars tend to be moving slower and then you'd know someone had seen you. Apparently, I feel shame in spite of what I said earlier about curtains.
( Maladicta, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:10, closed)

Also *pfft*...
You're not the Messiah, you're a very naughty boy!
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:25, closed)

Funnily enough
That was my mum's reaction when I told her the story too...can't beat parents who know when they're being set up for a good joke!
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 19:18, closed)