Salvador Dalí should win.
Years ago I read a story from an interview he did about his 1st attempt at seduction.

She was an older teenage apple picker (or some job like that like that) and he the very young farmers son.

He decided that we was in love with her and he wracked his brains trying to find the best way to declare his love and let the good times roll.

he eventualy came up with a plan.

1 day he called her into the barn, when she entered he was no where to be found. All of a sudden a naked blue boy jumps from the rafters and lands ontop of her, desperately trying to get her clothes off, she fights him off and runs away screaming. Dali couldn;t understand what went wrong. He thought she'd said she liked the colour blue.

He'd stripped naked and dyed himself her favorite colour thinking that it may result in some fun times.

Most embarassing thing you've done with a penis? Beat stripping naked, dying it blue (and the rest of you) and trying to grope an older teenage girl at your daddy's farm.

Haven;t been able to find any online sources to confirm/deny this story but I'm so sure I read about it in an interview he did.
( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:10, 5 replies)

Er...
Salvador Dalí
( Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:15, closed)

thank you
As you can see, I live up to my tag.
( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:24, closed)

No problem.
As you can see from my sig, I'm getting ready for killing a hooker in my van tonight.
( Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:32, closed)

Don't forget
your patented Sutcliffe customised murder jumper, will you?

There's a bit of a chill in the air, don't want you coming down with something...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:12, closed)

Dali was the son of a pharmacist..
and he made up a lot of stories about his early life.. according to Ian Gibson's biography he lost his virginity very late on, much after moving out of his parents' place.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:40, closed)