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The thing I've been most ashamed of doing with a penisConfess. Female b3tans may need to improvise.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:13)
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Fucking hellHeterosexual men - It's no wonder your women are not fond of bumfun if you're using showergel as lube and fucking her while her bowels are full of shit
O_o
2 things to improve your chances 1,000 fold: KY Jelly and Enemas.
Remember Dixon the next time you're smeared in shit and being shouted at :)
Oh, and *clicked*
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:00,
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^thisI once had a dalliance with a young Notts lady who was adept at the bum love, and would always have a sparklingly clean rectum whenever we met up.
A little bit of forethought is all thats needed!
I drew the line at pissing in her arse though, which is something I believe she was quite desperate to try. (and it is quite hard to pee with a boner anyway)
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:16,
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