Questions during sex
How shall I put this...

This happened to me once with a girl with an incredibly deep voice.

We were moving through the gears, I reached into her pants and was confronted by the largest clit I've ever had the pleasure of rubbing noses with. It was fuckin massive.

Later, when we're getting down to it I started to wonder if this enormous clit was what the doctors had turned into a clit from an old unwanted bell end. I mean, she did have an INCREDIBLY deep voice. I looked down at her boobies and they were holding pretty firm, they looked a little bit fake to me. Then a question sped through my mind like a bolting horse while I'm mid-thrust:

1) I wonder if she used to be a man???

Quickly followed by:

2) Should I ask her if she used to be a man???

And then:

3) Would it be rude to ask if she used to be a man???

I was floppy within ten seconds. Really puts you off your stride if you think you're shafting a shemale. Ashamed of a penis? I was fucking mortified.


Oh, and the answers to my questions:

1) Not sure

2) No

3) Yes

In that order -

Unfortunately I found this out afterwards, after she'd threated to get her brothers to "fucking do me" and dump my corpse on the railway tracks. It was very disturbing.


( SpankyHanky, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:24, 6 replies)

Yeah, but shemales are HOT.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:42, closed)

Semi-True
Remember Dana International? I DEFINATELY would of
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:54, closed)

Well, as a matter of fact, no. I don't remember.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:06, closed)

Hmmmm
Maybe you ought to check out my pics. ;-)
(JuliaTam JuliaTam, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:04, closed)

Jesus
I can barely figure out how to turn a computer on let alone get onto flickr.

I take it your ts? One of my mates is ts, fucking great girl - used to be a coalminer. She should write a fucking novel, the shit she's been through.

Cheers
( SpankyHanky, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:12, closed)

You're in you're 40s?
Woah. You look amazing.
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:08, closed)