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The thing I've been most ashamed of doing with a penisConfess. Female b3tans may need to improvise.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:13)
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Down on the farmOne fine summer Mr Tompkins, the farmer I was working for, asked me to go in the barn and carry out a task.
Strange task, I thought. But I followed his instructions to the letter.
He was incredibly pissed off minutes later when he discovered me sat on a haystack, wanking off furiously.
"No you idiot!" shouted Mr Tompkins. He indicated the fowl running round the place and shook his head: "Choke the chickens! I said choke the chickens!"
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SpankyHanky, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:09,
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Spankyyou're an idiot, but I like it.
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Dude...Where abouts was this farm? Cause I know a Tompkins who's dad was a farmer.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 0:29, closed)
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