I havent done anything that bad
But Ive witnessed my mate do a couple of terrible things.

Bar crawl ending up at one of the dirtiest clubs Ive been to, the sort that sells paintstripper vodka for £1 for doubles + mixers.
So we are all pretty intoxicated and standing at the back of the bar area with our drinks on a shelf thingy. Mate walks up asks "Who's drinks are these" pointing at a couple of drinks that arnt ours. we tell him we dont know so he whips out his knob and knobs the drinks, with a cheeky grin on his face then walks away.
About 5 mins later he returns and asks again "Who's drinks are those", again we tell him we dont know, so he picks them up and drinks them....
The idiot.

2nd thing was he placed his knob on the head of one of our smashed mates head while he was sozzled in a club.
( epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 1:03, Reply)