Vroom!
My housemate confessed during a drunken evening in Freshers' Week that she enjoyed treating penises as a gearstick: changing gear whilst making "Vroom, Vroom!" noises. She wasn't ashamed: she said it's the most fun you can have with a penis.

She's now a lesbian.
(Holloway_Girl To err is to be human, to be a fool is to believe, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:25, 2 replies)

Strange
I've got a mate who likes to sit on gear sticks and jiggle about for a few minutes. Apparently she says the most fun you can have with a gear stick is pretending its a penis. There's some cosmic forces at work here... Yin n yang and all that bollocks.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:41, closed)

or no bollocks
as it were
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:57, closed)