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The thing I've been most ashamed of doing with a penisConfess. Female b3tans may need to improvise.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:13)
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Last nightI was about to get down to some baby making with Ms Hanky. (Its great - she has it written in her diary when we HAVE to fuck).
I'm starkers, sporting a lovely boner, I go to the bathroom to brush my teeth and notice I'm looking older now. A wee bit more haggered. I remind myself of someone.
I go back to the bedroom, my erection swaying ahead of me, and say to the Mrs.
"God, I look just like my dad."
She gives my erect nakedness the once over.
"Please, Spanky. Please tell me you've never seen your dad looking like that..."
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SpankyHanky, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:16,
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More to the pointDid she tell you SHE hasn't seen your Dad like that?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:35, closed)
I nearly ruinedanother laptop by almost spilling tea over it.
I'm now going to look on ebay for a waterproof cover.
Oh before i go
Click!!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:20, closed)
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