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Confess. Female b3tans may need to improvise.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:13)
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Its taken me a week
but I've finally mastered blowing air out my japs eye and shaping the tip of my cock so it works like a set of mini lips.

Yes, my cock can now talk! Woo!

And if you're all very quiet you can hear what it's got to say.

Shhhh!

Go on, oh cock of mine... What do you want to say to the nice people???

"....can we have a new question, please?...."

Oh, well done cock! Very nicely said!

EDIT: This doesn't actually answer this weeks question... I am incredibly proud of my talking cock.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:15, Reply)

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