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Last week, I thought we'd run over and killed something. After steeling myself to get out and find the body of somebody's beloved pet, I found we'd squished a bin bag. When has something turned out not as grim as you first thought?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38)
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Very efficient of you to establish this need
and fulfill it, in one fell swoop.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 20:52, 2 replies)
Did the alarm go off?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 21:54, closed)

No, don't worry, that's just your missus reversing.

I'm presuming she has a parking sensor on her car, right? Makes sense, with the cost of bodywork these days...
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:21, closed)
Most new models have it these days.
As soon as I get near the rear end of the wifes' it turns into a persistent wail.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 20 Dec 2012, 22:40, closed)
I choose
to take this out of context.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:22, closed)
You would.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 22:12, closed)
Oh god.
You're not going to do that puppydog thing again, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 18:03, closed)

Haha, 'puppydog' - original and hilarious! Well done, you.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 18:53, closed)
That'll be a "yes" then.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 23:19, closed)

How's that 2.0 working out for you?

I'll take it as an admission of defeat. Albeit one that - much like every other endeavor in your humiliating excuse for a life - has demonstrably ended in failure.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 0:06, closed)
You've puppydogged me all the way into ignore 2.0 and then started a whole weeping thread about it.
Bravo. Brilliant. Honestly. This is almost good as that tragedy who started sending crying emails to my work. Just a bit weaker.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:01, closed)

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