Are you attempting to re-write your original story here?
You just told the internet that you kept a rotting toy in your garden "for ages" and now you're suggesting that other people live in a squalid shithole?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:28, 1 reply)

Well it didn't rot as such, being mostly made from artificial fibres and stuffing
and the rest of the garden was pristine - we had some really good patio furniture, a cold frame for my cucumbers, a nice bird table where a massive tree used to be, a jasmine arch that I trained myself, a bramble up the back fence for blackberries, a little palm tree, tomatoes and peas in the veg patch and so on. It was the juxtaposition of what was *apparently* a dead dog (but actually wasn't) and the rest of the garden that was jarring enough for people to comment. You do understand how anecdotes work, right?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:40, closed)

Usually I find it best to fabricate load of tedious drivel
creating a back-story enabling me to shoehorn in a pathetic look-at-me reference to some utter cunt off a shit 'comedy' programme.

But that's just how I do it - you have to find your own way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 10:07, closed)

Hee hee hee
I love it when you get all cross
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 11:38, closed)

Gosh you're right. I'm positively incandescent with rage.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:04, closed)

It's mostly transference, obviously
I know you're mostly angry at yourself and the complete atrocity you've made of your life, so you try to make yourself feel better by getting angry at me and Red Dwarf. Perhaps you should write a stiffly-worded letter to Dave instead?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:29, closed)

That's a smegging good idea EmV mate.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 13:14, closed)

And then you should probably think about ending it all

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 14:27, closed)

And miss out on your weekly breakdowns?
FUCK NO.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:53, closed)

I'm curious, if my pointing out that you're a stupid, loathsome and utterly pitiful excuse for a human being counts as a "breakdown"
What's your word for...whatever it is you do every week, besides rocking up in my threads and acting like a spastic?

Other than an ongoing, desperate cry for attention?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 8:50, closed)

It definitely makes you look better that you type five words of defence for every word of mockery.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 8:13, closed)

I call it 'mockery'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:14, closed)

There there.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:55, closed)

LOL

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:57, closed)

Two whole minutes?
At least you're not frantically F5ing your own thread in order to defend your domestic discipline.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 13:20, closed)

LOL
twat
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 14:27, closed)

There there.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:21, closed)