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Last week, I thought we'd run over and killed something. After steeling myself to get out and find the body of somebody's beloved pet, I found we'd squished a bin bag. When has something turned out not as grim as you first thought?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38)
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But if you were doing the fucking, what exactly was he reaching around to do?
Stick his trunk up your arse?

Hmm. Now that's hot.
(, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 8:33, 1 reply)
This springs to mind
Urgent news - Karla has started to ingest her own head. Her dung pump mechanism has blown. There's bloody vegetable gas everywhere. For God's sake, help us pull her trunk out.
(, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 11:34, closed)

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