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Last week, I thought we'd run over and killed something. After steeling myself to get out and find the body of somebody's beloved pet, I found we'd squished a bin bag. When has something turned out not as grim as you first thought?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38)
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I saw a shop the other day called Islamic Relief.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 12:55, 7 replies)
Songs of praise Allah more like.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 13:02, closed)
Is that a special kind of massage parlour?

(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 13:17, closed)
You have to keep your eyes shut.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 13:40, closed)
Do you have to keep your eyes closed during sex if you're a muslim?
Or did you just make that up?
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 14:18, closed)
Some believe that a woman should remain covered,
except in the presence of her family (or so I have heard). I am in no way suggesting what you have inferred.
I have sex with my eyes closed, but only because I only shag ugly women.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 14:49, closed)
The fact that they're usually behind you
helps with that as well.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 19:46, closed)
Enjoying the show?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 16:50, closed)

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