i think this is a valuable lesson to all female shoppers
TO GET YOUR FUCKING MONEY READY WHILE YOU ARE IN THE FUCKING QUEUE

PAYING FOR THE STUFF ISN'T EXACTLY A SURPRISE AND THERE ARE PEOPLE WAITING


AAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 13:26, 2 replies)

usually, i'd agree
but when you've got speedy gonzales manning the till, throwing stuff through the scanner almost before you've put it on the conveyor belt, someone in front still bagging their stuff up and someone behind already having theirs scanned, it's all just a bit hectic. i generally do have my money ready, but it was a nightmare in there today.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 13:29, closed)

oh in that case, fuck it,
if they start scanning my stuff before the previous customer has finished bagging up, they can pack it as well. i go quickly, but very much at my own pace
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:49, closed)

the christmas rush was well in effect

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 21:13, closed)

Why women can't just buy trousers with a back pocket,
is beyond me.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 13:38, closed)

i've got some of those
they're called jeans. today, however, i'm wearing a dress.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 13:46, closed)

I bet you don't use the pockets in your jeans,
and so have to root around your handbag whenever you need your purse, phone, or keys.
Keep your handbags tidy, women!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 14:44, closed)

i do use the pocket in my jeans
as my purse is the wallety kind that fits in nicely. front pockets are for keys, so they don't jab you in the arse when you sit down.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 14:47, closed)

Yet you still chucked your purse in the trolley?
No wonder men have all the money.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:10, closed)

it's safer in there
as the little pocket fastens with velcro
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 14:05, closed)