The first time my best mate decided to be healthy and walk along the canal from our work to the pub..
..instead of me giving him a lift he ended up dragging the dead body of an old lady from the canal. As he heaved her out her eyes popped open and he nearly shat himself.

He said he had to get hammered that night as there was no other way he could have gotten to sleep. He still freaks out about it now.

He said the police were right cunts when they turned up too especially the Chief Inspector. He put in an official complaint about their behaviour and got a thank-you letter from some head police person a few weeks later.

He gets me to drop him off at the pub nowadays.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:01, Reply)