ReliefLast week, I thought we'd run over and killed something. After steeling myself to get out and find the body of somebody's beloved pet, I found we'd squished a bin bag. When has something turned out not as grim as you first thought?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38)
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I imagine he achieves this by not being a fat australian sex pest.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:02,
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What can one achieve by being a borderline-illiterate 'me-too'?
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:03,
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Aren't you going to tell us?(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:04,
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Did you just 'no u' me?
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:05,
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no u
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:09,
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You'll never know unless you try. (
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:08,
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Awww, man you KNOW it's been my life's ambition to be a fat australian sex pest.:(
sadtimes 2 Can.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:04,
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If you can transition from flipping burgers to flipping pawns, you can still live the dream.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:42,
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Nah, I'm not racist enough to be Australian.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:56,
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I find your crass generalisation regarding our antipodean brothers more than a little bit racist.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 2:00,
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I just can't bring myself to sit around in my pants, drunk and stoned going "Yeah Bruce, the problem with them fucking Abos is they don't WANT to work, 's' blokes like ME that MADE 'Straylia?".(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 2:07,
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I know what you meanat least you guys get to sit back in your Burberry, sinking cans of Stella and whinging about how the pakis that run the off-license down the road took your jobs.
And the weather.
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I love the weather.It keeps me in a job.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 2:31,
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You're a mackintosh and gumboot salesman?(, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 2:34, closed)
Novelty umbrellas actually.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 2:35,
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Who exactly is it that I have pestered for sex.Who. Exactly.
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What? I didn't say I was talking about you. 'Sweating like a fat Australian sex pest' is a popular British simile.It certainly wasn't intended as a reference to your OKcupid profile
www.okcupid.com/profile/ringofyre/personality
As a matter of fact I think it's great that you're so sex-driven. Good for you.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 2:21,
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Truly a British phrase"sex pest".
Says a lot about you guys actually.
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That we're too polite to call someone a potential rapist to their face?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 2:37,
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Yes 2can - you're all too polite.(, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 9:20, closed)
Oh, and I suppose it's not rude to ignore people?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 22:44,
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Actually Ringo, the fact that you Aussies had to invent the phrase 'turkey slap'Shows that it must happen in Australia often enough that it needs a name.
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Oh touchePlummie, touche.
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