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Last week, I thought we'd run over and killed something. After steeling myself to get out and find the body of somebody's beloved pet, I found we'd squished a bin bag. When has something turned out not as grim as you first thought?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38)
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Ah, the 'upset' gambit.

Shouldn't you say "cheers", or something? Because it's funny, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:05, 1 reply)
Is it?
I never really liked Cheers. Ted Danson's a prick.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:06, closed)

Yes, he is. But I don't want common ground, stuj. This thread is for MAXIMUM RAGE.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:09, closed)
I'm sorry I thought it was all about being an upset blubbertits.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:11, closed)

This is what happens, stuj, when you try to think. Just flip those patties, and let the world roll by, You'll be happier, I promise.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:13, closed)
Sure.
So, you want HOW MANY extra sides of fries with that triple XL with extra cheese, extra bacon and no salad?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:23, closed)

Two.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:32, closed)
*Adds extra 'Winner Sauce' to burger*

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:57, closed)

If you had any 'winner sauce', you wouldn't be at work, at 2am, on the last friday before Christmas, flipping burgers.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 2:01, closed)
Should have guessed you wouldn't know.
www.sabotagetimes.com/life/the-curious-case-of-michael-winners-sauce/
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 2:05, closed)
Trying to hold the fact that someone doesn't know about chefs wanking into the mayo or reading Viz
Isn't actually that clever.
JSYK.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 2:18, closed)
I thought he'd have a natural affinity for wanking into or onto things is all.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 2:32, closed)
I think this is my favourite morsel of midnight misery.
Somebody who's spent the best part of Friday night crying on the internet telling somebody who works in a different time zone that he's a failure. Classic qftw here.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:15, closed)
I think you may have meant to reply to another part of the thread.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 19:27, closed)
Yeah. You slipped at the second word there.
Leave the thinking to human beings.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 19:38, closed)
Where do HP & stuj live then Dr.?
Since you seem the font of all knowledge about this.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 19:41, closed)
Stuj works in the Falkland Islands.
Most people know this, looks like it's you that lacks the knowledge here.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:01, closed)
Seeg how I don't count stuj
as one of my online fweends I'm not sure how it could be common knowledge, but....
You sure told me Plummie!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:08, closed)
I don't count him as an online friend either.
But still I know this, as it's common knowledge.

You drongo?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:14, closed)
You should probably stick to a website in your first language.
Whatever the fuck that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:14, closed)
lay off him Shambles, he's the beating pulse of B3ta.
Actually, the pulse is his throbbing cock as he cruises OKcupid, looking for other fat drongoes to double team his wife as he watches.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:23, closed)
Thanks Plummie
Top White Knighting there.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 23 Dec 2012, 11:34, closed)
You probably could make a lot of money setting up a home delivery burger shop on /QOTW.
They could get as many burgers and fries and lardshakes as they wanted and they wouldn't even have to go outside!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:36, closed)

HAHAHA LOL YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:37, closed)
I can tell you're excited.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:38, closed)
So why the fuck are you here and not pumping iron or running laps or doing a circuit
Bigboy?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 9:22, closed)
Because I'm not the one who's fat.
Although you could save having to do any of those things by simply eating less.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 11:23, closed)

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