ReliefLast week, I thought we'd run over and killed something. After steeling myself to get out and find the body of somebody's beloved pet, I found we'd squished a bin bag. When has something turned out not as grim as you first thought?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38)
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I wouldn't dare get upset with you, BD - not with your documented track record of abandoning reasonable discourse in favour of head-butting people who offend you. I would imagine, given the massive counterweight of your absurdly gargantuan chin, that your head-butts are a thing of legend.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 1:54,
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Dude seriously if you fancy him so much just ask him out.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 2:40,
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Much as I'd love to, I couldn't be BD's life partner - I just can't sign off on getting fucked by some sleazy weirdo at a shit internet party whilst BD is in the next room, obliviously eating cake.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 2:47,
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Blimey, proper internet upset going on here.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:14,
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At least he's not kept his miserable obsession going all the way to Christmas.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:28,
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