I just used my normal one mate - keyboards tend to last longer when you use your fingers to type, rather than a stick attached to your forehead. Your typing style is more deadly to keyboards, due partly to the lack of tactile finesse, and partly to the copious quantities of drool - which will inevitably dribble between the keys and short out the membranes. Try using a bib.

Happy Christmas!
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 2:08, 2 replies)

Why is it always drool in your posts?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 2:14, closed)

It's a recent thing. I think it's because you keep responding.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 2:23, closed)

I think you just like talking about drool.
I expect that when you're not on here you're paying fat men to dribble on your face while you wank yourself off.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 2:33, closed)

Our expectations are a product of our experiences.
I wouldn't fancy yours.

EDIT: also, I don't need to pay for the attention of dribbly fat blokes. Shambo gives it up for free.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 2:38, closed)

Well that explains why you're stalking him

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 2:44, closed)

Hey, it ain't me sounding the ignore horn, pretending it was all some sort of long-term plan, then continuing to post regardless. His LOLIGNORE not withstanding, I daresay he'll be back in this thread before long.

Bit stalky, if you ask me.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 2:51, closed)

I think you've just given away the fact that you're the one who has actually ignored him, here.
There's a post of his directly under this one.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:13, closed)

A thousand words of misery on Christmas eve. Definitely not upset.
Def.In.Itely.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:21, closed)

nah, i use my phone.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 15:52, closed)