
Last week, I thought we'd run over and killed something. After steeling myself to get out and find the body of somebody's beloved pet, I found we'd squished a bin bag. When has something turned out not as grim as you first thought?
( , Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38)
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Which dullard are you again? I'm soooo superior that you all blend into one. Although I seem to remember/search quite well if required.
( , Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:25, 1 reply)

I have an OkCupid account so therefore not only am I unfaithful to my wife but I have gone from a sex-pest to a sex offender.
Also my chin isn't that big!
EDIT: Also you take screenies where you emphasise certain words by enlarging them. That's being a boss at shopping but kinda creepy.
( , Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:31, closed)

Santa won't come if you're awake.
(reference to you being a child, a sex offender, or worse, ginger, here)
( , Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:45, closed)

Cause I'm not a dog!
( , Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:59, closed)

with an ugly wife.
( , Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:24, closed)

My wife is a stone, cold fox I'll have you know.
( , Tue 25 Dec 2012, 10:03, closed)
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