Relief
Last week, I thought we'd run over and killed something. After steeling myself to get out and find the body of somebody's beloved pet, I found we'd squished a bin bag. When has something turned out not as grim as you first thought?
( , Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38)
Last week, I thought we'd run over and killed something. After steeling myself to get out and find the body of somebody's beloved pet, I found we'd squished a bin bag. When has something turned out not as grim as you first thought?
( , Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38)
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No, it's only funny and original when I say it.
Which dullard are you again? I'm soooo superior that you all blend into one. Although I seem to remember/search quite well if required.
( , Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:25, 1 reply)
Which dullard are you again? I'm soooo superior that you all blend into one. Although I seem to remember/search quite well if required.
( , Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:25, 1 reply)
But search is broken you c**t!
I have an OkCupid account so therefore not only am I unfaithful to my wife but I have gone from a sex-pest to a sex offender.
Also my chin isn't that big!
EDIT: Also you take screenies where you emphasise certain words by enlarging them. That's being a boss at shopping but kinda creepy.
( , Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:31, closed)
I have an OkCupid account so therefore not only am I unfaithful to my wife but I have gone from a sex-pest to a sex offender.
Also my chin isn't that big!
EDIT: Also you take screenies where you emphasise certain words by enlarging them. That's being a boss at shopping but kinda creepy.
( , Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:31, closed)
You had better get to bed soon
Santa won't come if you're awake.
(reference to you being a child, a sex offender, or worse, ginger, here)
( , Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:45, closed)
Santa won't come if you're awake.
(reference to you being a child, a sex offender, or worse, ginger, here)
( , Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:45, closed)
At least he won't stick a finger up my bum.
Cause I'm not a dog!
( , Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:59, closed)
Cause I'm not a dog!
( , Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:59, closed)
No, you're a sex offender because you're a rapist.
with an ugly wife.
( , Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:24, closed)
with an ugly wife.
( , Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:24, closed)
That's a pretty big accusation.
My wife is a stone, cold fox I'll have you know.
( , Tue 25 Dec 2012, 10:03, closed)
My wife is a stone, cold fox I'll have you know.
( , Tue 25 Dec 2012, 10:03, closed)
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