ReliefLast week, I thought we'd run over and killed something. After steeling myself to get out and find the body of somebody's beloved pet, I found we'd squished a bin bag. When has something turned out not as grim as you first thought?
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread
It sounds amazing. I especially like the idea of a 44000 litre saltwater pool, which I assume is where your fat whale of a wife lives.Your life sounds idyllic, waking up every morning in your dream house, deciding which of your TWO bathrooms to have a shit in, trotting down to the pool to throw a bucket of fish in for your wife's breakfast and then spending the rest of the day tending to your solar powered OkCupid profile.
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 1:14,
Reply)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread