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rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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Utter IrrelevanceMake up something utterly irrelevant to polish your hatstand.
Soapy ignited colostomy hairs, with a tendency to lean sideways for a glancing blow to a house brick, sellotape with universally denied postal fudging.
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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 11:44,
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latest was 14 years ago)
I can churn this stuff out all dayBrown-wings is a curdled elephant spleen
Dancing in a field
Around candles and evil faces
And murderous wheelbarrows
So Brown-wings throws fish fingers at them
From within a little cupboard.
Tap tap tap, goes the nurse
whilst incubating in a coke bottle with wheels on
Of course, he likes to eat sardines in the dark
and mashed potato and leather
but what Brown-wings likes most of all,
is purple.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 16:15,
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It's one of those modern poemsThe sort that don't rhyme.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 9:31,
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