Opps your not who I think you are, and I'm talking to a complete stranger
Have you ever done that utmost of embarrassing thing of seeing someone, start talking to them then all of a sudden realise its not who you thought it was?

I was once out with my brother and we went to the local nudges Arcade). He fucked off to play mortal combat, so I wasted money on the Simpons fruit machine. After about 3 goes I on the Jack pot, probably a tenner? Any way I ran off to find my brother who sure enough was playing Mortal combat, I jumped on his back and shouted ''Golden pennies!'' on jumping down I turned to see my brother playing Street fighter 2 across the way, this bloke who ever he was playing MK had the same coat on as my brother, as he turned round I shouted ''golden pennies'' again and ran...ran like a fucking spider zoid!

On the recieving end... A mate and my self were sat in his loverly white escort in a large car park (nice) waiting for another friend. When the back door opened and some old woman starts slinging in her shopping and saying what a nightmare the tills were, she then gets in and sits down, and then looks at me and my mate, we turned stunned looking at her... I could see the thoughts running through her head ''my god these young ruffians have killed my husband and are stealing my car!'' At which point she could see our expression of ''What the fuck are you doing in the back of our car woman'' See then turns to see her car about 3 spaces away (another white escort) with her husband sat in it reading a newspaper. We started pissing our selves laughing she removed her shopping supper quick and ran to her car exremley red in the face.

This happend to any one else?
(3:16, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:41, Reply)