Celebrity Torture
A lot of celebs are so far up themselves that once in a while they deserve their come-uppance.

In my student days I spent a good many an hour sending overly fawning letters to people like Noel Edmonds ("Great show- shame that bloke died") and Paul Daniels ("Although David Copperfield is a better magician, I always watch your show"), damning them with faint praise before asking them to send me a signed photo. - most did send one.

Have you ever met/worked with a celebrity but rather than worship the ground they walk on, have you embarassed them in some way, caused physical harm, or just incurred their wrath by being a complete cunt to them.

£5* to the first person to not post, "That Princess Diana brought her car into my garage to have the brakes done."

* or equivalent nectar points
( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 0:26, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

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( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 5:02, Reply)

Well that was 4 years ago
and if everyone is famous for 15 minutes then there are approximately 140,000 new celebrities that could have been tortured in that time.
( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:11, Reply)

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I bumped into Rudd Gullit at the good food show years ago.

Now I'm no football fan but the old chap is so I asked if he would mind giving me an autograph for my dad.

His reply was its £5 for an autograph

Mine was fuck off

Also told Zane Lowe he was a cocksucker when he tried to jump the queue for the bogs at the barfly
(Barry Chuckle has gone out in the thong to feed the pigeons, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 19:12, Reply)