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( , Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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Unless you are a solicitor, doctor or teacher then your mother WILL NOT know what you do for a living.
Ask the question, and post the answer word-for-word.
I develop self-serve web interfaces for a telecoms company. In the end, I had to say to my mother: "You know that advert for Nat West in which those two idiots come up with stupid ideas to skank/confuse customers...? Their colleague "Will" tries to make them see sense and that advert always ends with one of the idiots saying "Yeah WILL!"... Well, mother, I'm Will"
( , Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:00, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I have a degree in Marketing. (I know it upsets me too)
Anyway that means that EVERYONE and I mean EVERYONE assumes I am a salesman. Which I am not. I do a shit load of paperwork for beef,lamb,mutton,shortcake,bsicuit,whisky etc etc etc etc etc but NO SELLING INVOLVED U FUCKING CUNTS
( , Thu 17 Apr 2008, 11:13, Reply)

My Dad thinks I own the company I work for. Only because I don't have muck under my nails when I see him.
( , Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:34, Reply)
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