George michele* and his demise
what web shit could you come up with the explain his lack of vitality and impending doom?
was it all to do with the cathaholics and that there pope in pointy hat?
or could it be a mafia hit that was a warning to elton john to buck his ideas up?
or maybe it could have been Sir cliff richard on an anti gay rampage ordering his army of blue rinsed old lady's to take out any high profile figures that didn't meet his oh so lordly criteria
finally could it have been ronald macdonald and his band of tiny turdburglers settling old scores by injecting his mcflurry hole with face acne collected from the bottom of the fryers where it had dripped in to the oil?
could it all be a hoax and clever marketing ploy to sell a new christmas number 1 by a fading singer
or a sales exercise by the makers of the bed that he is supposedly in to save his life
or maybe in one of his late night excursions to gentleman's rooms on the common he put his tin foil hat on but for got to put one over his helmet and got the drippy yellow stuff of anguish followed by the searing burny pain of despair and finally the gunky foul smelling discharge of inevitability that has done for him?
did i breath while typing this
does cuntuation really exist in my head or is it all just make believe
am i sitting here stoned and blabbleing my nut of




* could be any near death person
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:14, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Who is George Michele?
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