Best nicknames
Funniest monikers assigned to your friends and colleagues.

Working in a publishing house, the main boss was known for cost cutting and generally being the counter of beans. He was nicknamed, 'The Count'
(and he looked a little bit like Dracula.)

Then he laid off a load of staff, and will forever be known as:

Count Sackula.
(whitehorse, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 10:17, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

A guy I worked with
once made the mistake of telling us he'd been dreaming about being able to fly (without an aircraft), and how fantastic it was, and how disappointed he was when he woke up. He was forever known as

Orville
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 18 Sep 2008, 14:35, Reply)

Once encountered a bloke
called Ian Bath. On his door was a nameplate saying "I Bath".

He was referred to as Optrex.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 9:10, Reply)

Man in my home village
Called flea. No explanation necessary.

His dog is more pleasant company than he is.
( MatJ LOOK, Mon 22 Sep 2008, 17:34, Reply)

twunt at the office
Thinks she's beautiful as she's thin, but really she's an old hag that looks like a Meth-head. Has been randomly called Tweaky, Meth-hedula and worse by my coworkers. Me, I prefer the nickname, "Gollum."
( kila is reading clocks upside-down as usual, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 9:32, Reply)