Where do I start?
Broon, naturally. Method... Tower Green, axe and basket.
His predecessor, the Grinning Spiv. Location as above, but hanging, drawing and quartering will be involved.
The Wide Mouthed Frog. Large stake, supply of kindling, and box of matches. That goes for all the pseudo-'socialist' Oxbridge educated lawyers that have professed to 'understand' the 'needs' of 'hard-working families'.
In fact, the current crop of Zanu-NL are so faceless that it'd be easier just to line them up on the embankment by number and choose the one or two you might let off before releasing the attack dogs. Once swimming for their lives, selected members of the public will be allowed to drop large stones from bridges until the survivors can be finished off with a few bursts of 7.62.
'Dr' Gillian McPoo-Fondler. Clamp her to a table, surgically sever her colon, and route the contents of her ginger digestive tract via a tube to emerge above her mouth. She can then eat or drown.
Alec 'The Smugerator' Salmond. Seal him in a tank and allow him to drown in his own slime.

That's a start, and it'll make amusing TV. After we've culled the ranks of the TV industry of anyone who dares to use the word 'celebrity', and harvested their organs.








I do not have issues.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 14:59, Reply)